h the dev in a world of tek ($iscat) - Windows 95
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Recycle Bin
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Pump.fun
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URGENT.exe
🐱 iscat.fun — [the dev in a world of tek]
⚠️ INCIDENT REPORT #0042: DEV PUSHED TO PRODUCTION ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON. CODEBASE ON FIRE. DEV HAS NO THUMBS. REVERT IMPOSSIBLE.
A small black and white kitten sitting on an office chair with the text 'I lied, I don't know any C++, please let me go home'
"I lied, I don't know any C++, please let me go home"

TOKEN: the dev in a world of tek

TICKER: $iscat

POSITION: Chief Systems Architect (3 Weeks Old)

CURRENT WAGE: Half a can of Fancy Feast

FAVORITE COMMAND: git push --force

999.9% (PANICKING)
OFFICIAL SOLANA CONTRACT ADDRESS:
🚀 BUY ON PUMP.FUN 𝕏 / Twitter
📝 resume_DEFINITELY_REAL_v4_FINAL.txt - Notepad

EXPERIENCE & QUALIFICATIONS:

• Senior Solana Architect (2018 - Present): Claimed 8 years of Rust experience. (Note: I am 28 days old and Rust is an iron oxide to me).

• Low-Latency Memory Management: Can eat 10 kibbles in under 1.4 milliseconds.

• Debugging Strategy: Staring intently at the red laser dot on the whiteboard until everyone leaves.

• Languages: C++ (0%), Python (scared of snakes), Meow (Native).

📊 Tek-nomics.xls

SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $iscat

TAX: 0% Buy / 0% Sell

LAUNCHPAD: 100% Fair Launch on Pump.fun

DEV ALLOCATION: 0 tokens (He only wanted tuna)

LIQUIDITY: Sent straight to Raydium upon bonding

📋 Jira_Hell_Sprint_99.log

[DONE] Lie on LinkedIn

[DONE] Pass interview by purring

[IN PROGRESS] Push broken build to pump.fun

[BLOCKED] Cry under office chair

[TODO] Raydium Migration & Nap

🔊 12:00 PM